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I’ll Pretend to Care is for those moments when genuine enthusiasm simply isn’t in the budget. Monumental Gothic lettering turns casual indifference into something worthy of an ancient decree, while a chained, fallen crown and withered red rose hang beneath it like relics from the last time anyone cared enough to argue.

Built in the weathered, artifact-driven RELICWORK™ style, the design treats the words themselves like a surviving monument. Cracked bone-white letterforms, tarnished metal, old chains, a battered crown, and one dying rose create the remains of importance without pretending any of it still deserves your attention. Dark, ornate, and dryly sarcastic.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL RELICWORK™ design
• Monumental “I’LL PRETEND TO CARE” Gothic typography
• Weathered crown, chain, and dying rose relics
• Distressed bone-white lettering with aged metallic detailing
• Restrained rust-red and antique bronze accents
• Dark folklore imagery paired with blunt modern sarcasm
• Large, high-impact composition designed for strong distance readability
• Premium unisex fit made for comfortable everyday wear

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