The official position is that everything is completely fine.

There is absolutely nothing unusual happening here. No ancient hex. No suspicious prophecy. No inexplicable run of bad luck. I Am Definitely Not Cursed delivers the denial in oversized, deadpan lettering, finished with a tiny crossed-fingers icon that somehow makes the whole statement considerably less convincing.

This design belongs to the PALE BONES™ style of Hard Mode IRL: typography-first, stripped back, and built around blunt truths, dry humor, and surviving circumstances of questionable origin. Minimal enough to wear anywhere, suspicious enough to start a conversation.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL design
• PALE BONES™ style
• Bold “DEFINITELY NOT CURSED.” typography
• Small crossed-fingers detail
• Minimal, typography-first composition
• Subtle weathered finish
• Dark humor with modern folklore attitude
• Premium unisex fit
• Wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low for best print longevity

Whatever is happening, it's probably unrelated.