Born Hostile T‑Shirt

Born Hostile T‑Shirt

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Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
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Born Hostile T‑Shirt
Born Hostile T‑Shirt
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
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Description

Dangerous from day one. Allegedly.

Born Hostile delivers a completely unreasonable warning about an animal that appears incapable of holding a grudge. Beneath enormous, razor-edged Gothic lettering, one tiny duckling waddles innocently forward, fluffy, wide-eyed, and apparently unaware that it has already been classified as a threat.

Part of the DARKLORE™ style, the design twists ominous folklore imagery into deadpan absurdity. Bone-white artwork, aggressive typography, distressed texture, and a duckling physically disappearing into scattered fragments make the accusation feel even more dramatic. A tiny rust-red slash provides the only warning that perhaps this creature’s reputation precedes it.

Details

  • Original Hard Mode IRL DARKLORE™ design
  • Oversized distressed Gothic “BORN HOSTILE” typography
  • Innocent baby duckling beneath an absurdly threatening declaration
  • Bone-white artwork with fragmented negative-space disappearance
  • Subtle rust-red accent
  • Dark folklore aesthetic mixed with dry, contradictory humor
  • Premium unisex fit designed for comfortable everyday wear
  • Made for animal lovers, chaos agents, and anyone frequently accused of having an attitude

No known motive. No known remorse. Barely knows how to walk.

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