Some people attract good fortune. Others attract an entire collection of spectacularly bad decisions.

Trouble Attracts Trouble is for anyone who's ever watched a perfectly ordinary day spiral into a series of increasingly ridiculous disasters. One little problem becomes three, three become twelve, and suddenly you're wondering how a banana peel, a bear trap, and an angry swarm of hornets all ended up in the same situation.

Part of the RELICWORK™ collection, this design celebrates the strange gravitational pull of chaos and the unfortunate souls who seem to attract it wherever they go. A collection of beautifully illustrated hazards surrounds the bold statement “TROUBLE ATTRACTS TROUBLE,” turning life's most questionable circumstances into a wonderfully absurd catalog of impending disasters.

From a snarling bear trap and a smoking bomb to a cracked ancient urn, a hornet's nest, and the legendary Medusa herself, every element adds another layer of trouble waiting to happen. An abandoned rake, precarious anvil, and perfectly placed banana peel complete the scene, because apparently the universe has a sense of humor—and you're the punchline.

Intricate vintage engraving, dramatic serif typography, and an aged ivory-and-charcoal palette give this design the appearance of a forgotten illustrated warning from a particularly unfortunate adventurer's handbook.

Perfect for the accident-prone, the chronically unlucky, the chaos magnets, and anyone who's learned that when something goes wrong, it's probably bringing friends.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL RELICWORK™ design
• “TROUBLE ATTRACTS TROUBLE” statement
• Bold, oversized vintage serif typography arranged in a dynamic diagonal composition
• Intricately engraved Medusa head with a crown of writhing snakes
• Antique bear trap with heavy chain links
• Smoking spherical bomb with a lit fuse
• Cracked classical urn spilling smoke and debris
• Angry hornet's nest surrounded by flying insects
• Abandoned garden rake positioned for maximum misfortune
• Heavy blacksmith's anvil suspended by a fraying rope
• Classic banana peel and scattered matchsticks for an extra dose of impending disaster
• Fine crosshatching, weathered textures, and antique engraving details
• Aged ivory, parchment, and charcoal monochrome palette
• Vintage curiosity illustrations, dark humor, fantasy folklore, and old-world engraving aesthetics
• Made for tabletop RPG players, dark fantasy enthusiasts, sarcastic introverts, chaos magnets, unlucky adventurers, and anyone who treats Murphy's Law as a personal biography

At this point, it's less a streak of bad luck and more a subscription service.