Organic Gluten Free Poisoned T-Shirt
Organic Gluten Free Poisoned T-Shirt
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Description
All natural. Still a terrible idea.
Organic. Gluten Free. Poisoned. Takes the language of wholesome packaging and gives it the DARKLORE™ treatment. A familiar apple has rotted into a dripping skull, turning something innocent and inviting into a warning hiding in plain sight. Beneath it, POISONED lands in blood red like the part of the label someone conveniently forgot to mention.
It’s poisoned-apple folklore dragged into modern satire: a reminder that the right words, the right appearance, and the right marketing don’t necessarily make something good for you. Sometimes danger comes beautifully packaged, properly labeled, and completely on trend.
Part of Hard Mode IRL’s DARKLORE™ series, this design twists familiar fairy-tale symbolism into something darker, stranger, and just stupid enough to be true.
Details
- Original Hard Mode IRL DARKLORE™ design
- “Organic / Gluten Free / Poisoned” gothic typography
- Decaying apple-skull centerpiece
- Bone-white artwork with a vivid poisoned-red accent
- Dark fairy-tale satire with modern deadpan humor
- Distressed, high-contrast artwork made for dark garments
- Designed for fans of gothic folklore, twisted fairy tales, and dark humor
- Premium unisex fit designed for comfortable everyday wear
Organic. Gluten free. Minor issue with the poison.