Holding it together is still holding it together.

Feral, But Professionally is for anyone who has mastered the delicate art of appearing functional while something considerably less civilized is happening beneath the surface. Massive cracked lettering carries the important part, while the small handwritten “but professionally” quietly reassures everyone that the emails will still be answered.

This Hard Mode IRL design turns modern survival into modern folklore: battered, imperfect, slightly unhinged, but somehow still clocking in. It’s a deadpan badge for people navigating deadlines, meetings, responsibilities, and society in general through a combination of competence and barely domesticated instinct.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL design
• Oversized “FERAL” typography
• Handwritten “but professionally” detail
• Heavy cracked and weathered texture
• Minimal typography-first composition
• Subtle warm accent against distressed charcoal lettering
• Premium unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
• Made for coworkers, night-shifters, freelancers, exhausted professionals, and functioning cryptids

Unsupervised in spirit. Employable on paper.