{"product_id":"false-alarm-t-shirt","title":"False Alarm T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe bell was rung. The village panicked. The frog remained unconvinced. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery town has a warning system. Every warning system eventually meets someone who really enjoys using it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFALSE ALARM\u003c\/strong\u003e turns unnecessary panic into a piece of forgotten folklore. Frantic villagers ring the bell, point fingers, cover their ears, and prepare for catastrophe while an enormous frog sits nearby with the exhausted expression of someone who has seen this exact emergency before. Nothing appears to be wrong. This has not stopped anyone from making it everyone’s problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRendered like a strange old village broadside, the design surrounds the commotion with repeating bells, watchful eyes, and pointing hands. A relic for overthinkers, chronic worriers, notification survivors, and anyone whose brain has ever declared an emergency before checking the facts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Hard Mode IRL artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAntique folklore and \u003cstrong\u003eWOODCUT™\u003c\/strong\u003e inspired illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized distressed \u003cstrong\u003eFALSE ALARM\u003c\/strong\u003e typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnormous unimpressed frog surrounded by panicked villagers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecorative border of ringing bells, watchful eyes, and pointing hands\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeathered bone, faded vermilion, and moss-green palette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage engraving textures and old-world broadside character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for overthinkers, anxious adventurers, frog enthusiasts, and professional worst-case-scenario planners\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRemain calm. Or don’t. The frog has stopped caring.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53782407840107,"sku":"33947912337993957411","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782407741803,"sku":"22292324529810856062","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53782407774571,"sku":"24427975418582806721","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782407872875,"sku":"25076066979002001142","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782407905643,"sku":"33652711086151574961","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53782407807339,"sku":"12674379581772096621","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53782408036715,"sku":"30710734026728063197","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782407938411,"sku":"85064507141349976708","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53782407971179,"sku":"80665820371072533111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782408069483,"sku":"14792676174587573786","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782408102251,"sku":"28416031235887785295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53782408003947,"sku":"31979341696855880164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53782408233323,"sku":"33816999276047580048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782408135019,"sku":"20770194928427715496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53782408167787,"sku":"10996603665016270838","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782408266091,"sku":"70060900472734564401","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782408298859,"sku":"25411002175420048413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53782408200555,"sku":"20932001340340592903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53782408429931,"sku":"26712380367482599048","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782408331627,"sku":"17505671328392679885","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53782408364395,"sku":"28037321738401934641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782408462699,"sku":"49258390109234701012","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782408495467,"sku":"51386233042446194899","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53782408397163,"sku":"50889826718000717762","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53782408626539,"sku":"19167838238253199893","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782408528235,"sku":"25043660637331999401","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53782408561003,"sku":"10520397898646295543","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782408659307,"sku":"15193262676562826584","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782408692075,"sku":"23426581910969322483","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53782408593771,"sku":"15019685608640605101","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53782408823147,"sku":"30151563319221968522","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":53782408724843,"sku":"12532912856836009194","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53782408757611,"sku":"29681465794037320141","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":53782408855915,"sku":"31064657875152195898","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":53782408888683,"sku":"23658997609585591228","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53782408790379,"sku":"31970748416745915650","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0986\/0949\/6427\/files\/Black_4df76943-efa5-47ec-a229-08a0e92b52b4.png?v=1788056779","url":"https:\/\/hardmode-irl.com\/products\/false-alarm-t-shirt","provider":"Hard Mode IRL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}