False Alarm T‑Shirt

False Alarm T‑Shirt

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Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
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False Alarm T‑Shirt
False Alarm T‑Shirt
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price $39.99
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Description

The bell was rung. The village panicked. The frog remained unconvinced.

Every town has a warning system. Every warning system eventually meets someone who really enjoys using it.

FALSE ALARM turns unnecessary panic into a piece of forgotten folklore. Frantic villagers ring the bell, point fingers, cover their ears, and prepare for catastrophe while an enormous frog sits nearby with the exhausted expression of someone who has seen this exact emergency before. Nothing appears to be wrong. This has not stopped anyone from making it everyone’s problem.

Rendered like a strange old village broadside, the design surrounds the commotion with repeating bells, watchful eyes, and pointing hands. A relic for overthinkers, chronic worriers, notification survivors, and anyone whose brain has ever declared an emergency before checking the facts.

Details

  • Original Hard Mode IRL artwork
  • Antique folklore and WOODCUT™ inspired illustration
  • Oversized distressed FALSE ALARM typography
  • Enormous unimpressed frog surrounded by panicked villagers
  • Decorative border of ringing bells, watchful eyes, and pointing hands
  • Weathered bone, faded vermilion, and moss-green palette
  • Vintage engraving textures and old-world broadside character
  • Built for overthinkers, anxious adventurers, frog enthusiasts, and professional worst-case-scenario planners

Remain calm. Or don’t. The frog has stopped caring.

Relics from the Realm