Every Court Has a Fool T-Shirt

Every Court Has a Fool T-Shirt

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Every Court Has a Fool T-Shirt
Every Court Has a Fool T-Shirt
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Description

Ours got promoted.

Every grand institution has its traditions. The banners. The throne. The ceremonies. And, apparently, the questionable decision to put the court fool in charge.

Every Court Has a Fool turns an old piece of wisdom into a beautifully cynical observation about hierarchy, ambition, and the strange people who somehow keep failing upward. An empty throne holds the evidence of the promotion, while a watchful raven, royal banners, scattered documents, and an abandoned jester’s cap suggest that someone has recently received a deeply undeserved change in title.

Created in the ornate spirit of RELICWORK™, the design combines elaborate engraved linework, heraldic symbolism, antique banners, and a richly detailed throne-room composition. A restrained palette of aged cream, charcoal, antique gold, and deep red gives it the character of an old political broadside or forgotten royal satire.

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  • Original Hard Mode IRL RELICWORK™ design
  • “EVERY COURT HAS A FOOL. OURS GOT PROMOTED.”
  • Ornate royal throne and abandoned jester cap
  • Raven, heraldic banners, crowns, lions, and ceremonial details
  • Antique engraving and old-world satirical illustration influence
  • Aged cream, charcoal, antique gold, and deep red palette
  • Dry humor for anyone familiar with questionable leadership
  • Equal parts medieval pageantry and workplace observation

Apparently competence was never part of the succession plan.

Relics from the Realm