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Eat the Rich drags an old expression straight into folklore. Beneath enormous distressed Gothic lettering sits a deceptively calm goose beside one unmistakable golden egg. It’s a dark little reminder that wealth has always inspired strange stories, questionable decisions, and a remarkable amount of interest in whoever happens to be sitting on the gold.

Rendered in the symbolic, artifact-driven RELICWORK™ style, the design pairs weathered bone-white typography and illustration with a single metallic-gold focal point. The goose feels almost like an image recovered from an old cautionary tale, while the golden egg turns the familiar phrase into a visual joke about greed, excess, and the eternal temptation to look at someone else’s fortune and start reconsidering the food chain.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL RELICWORK™ design
• Monumental distressed “EAT THE RICH” Gothic typography
• Folklore-inspired goose and golden egg imagery
• Weathered bone-white artwork with a striking gold accent
• Dark fairy-tale symbolism with satirical humor
• Open, high-contrast composition designed for strong distance readability
• Premium unisex fit designed for comfortable everyday wear
• Made for folklore lovers, cynics, outsiders, and anyone suspicious of unusually profitable poultry

Somewhere along the way, the golden goose became a menu item.