Small talk is dead. We have more interesting problems to discuss.

Ask Me About My Curse is for anyone who has accepted that something is probably going on, even if nobody has figured out exactly what. The stripped-down design pairs bold, old-world serif lettering with a tiny skull, turning an ordinary conversation starter into something considerably more suspicious.

Part dark humor, part modern folklore, this Hard Mode IRL design treats personal misfortune like an intriguing backstory rather than something to hide. Bad luck, strange habits, questionable decisions, inexplicable circumstances. Whatever your curse happens to be, at least it gives people something to ask about.

Details

• Original Hard Mode IRL design
• Bold “ASK ME ABOUT MY CURSE” typography
• Minimal skull accent
• Clean, understated composition
• Dark folklore attitude with deadpan humor
• Designed to pair easily with everyday outfits
• Premium unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear
• Ideal for introverts who somehow still enjoy making strangers concerned

Go ahead. Ask. You probably have time.